More humour in Bond 22

Cyanaurora · Post by **Cyanaurora** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:06 pm

StarryDannyFan wrote:
I loved the 'weapons' bit!!!! Yeah I agree with what you said about the toliet scene - more realistic and a bit funny!!!!! Maybe Daniel could pee naked.... erm...

StarryDannyFan xx

You are very naughty! I am trying to remember if DC pees in any of the movies I have seen. I know he vomits, which by the way I think he is very good at faking. Maybe because he drinks he has had a lot of practice vomiting

Maybe he puts that in the contract; "No peeing, yes vomiting"

Post by **Elaine_Figgis** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:42 pm

Cyanaurora wrote:
StarryDannyFan wrote:
I loved the 'weapons' bit!!!! Yeah I agree with what you said about the toliet scene - more realistic and a bit funny!!!!! Maybe Daniel could pee naked.... erm...

StarryDannyFan xx
You are very naughty! I am trying to remember if DC pees in any of the movies I have seen. I know he vomits, which by the way I think he is very good at faking. Maybe because he drinks he has had a lot of practice vomiting
Maybe he puts that in the contract; "No peeing, yes vomiting"

He pees in 'Love is the Devil' there is a toilet painted on the wall in Bacon's studio and he uses it by mistake in a drunken stupor.

Cyanaurora · Post by **Cyanaurora** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:13 pm

Elaine_Figgis wrote:
Cyanaurora wrote:
StarryDannyFan wrote:
I loved the 'weapons' bit!!!! Yeah I agree with what you said about the toliet scene - more realistic and a bit funny!!!!! Maybe Daniel could pee naked.... erm...

StarryDannyFan xx
You are very naughty! I am trying to remember if DC pees in any of the movies I have seen. I know he vomits, which by the way I think he is very good at faking. Maybe because he drinks he has had a lot of practice vomiting
Maybe he puts that in the contract; "No peeing, yes vomiting"
He pees in 'Love is the Devil' there is a toilet painted on the wall in Bacon's studio and he uses it by mistake in a drunken stupor.

I remember now! I haven't watched that one much, it is rather disturbing.

angela_77 · Post by **angela_77** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:49 am

Checking weapons?... pees... James Bond uses toilet paper!!
O, my God! Just fancy what will happen with ardent fans of Bond. Especially with that jerk who organized "craigisnotbond". He - poor little boy(or girl) - was deprived favourite gadgets, Q, chicks and darkhair Bond.

No spy being more human, no, no, no! And now - this. Girls, he just gone mad pretty much!!

StarryDannyFan · Post by **StarryDannyFan** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:11 pm

Yes I am very naughty thank you very much!!!! I think I saw Ray peeing outside his house before going to see Laura in Some Voices... I saw him doing up his zip before going to see Laura. I am not sure if Ray was peeing.. it was towards the ending...

It would be good if James Bond pees in the Bond movies - it would make it more realistic, I think James Bond sat on the toliet once reading a newspaper - I think I remember from one of the old movies. He fights with a bad guy who was sitting next to him.

What do you think - is it a good idea for James Bond to pee?

StarryDannyFan xx

mickey01 · Post by **mickey01** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:18 pm

He pees in Enduring Love too after being in the pub and walking in the rain to Robins house.

Just before he knocks on the door and crosses the road he does it.

TTFN x

Laredo · Post by **Laredo** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:19 pm

I have no desire to see anyone pee in any films and I don't understand the fixation of it in foriegn films . It is rarely used as a plot devise so I don't get it . Since so many here want it there must be something to it I guess ...

sirius · Post by **sirius** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:57 pm

It’s difficult to imagine that Bond pees in the movies.

However, that’s pretty good – to have a go at doing something new!

IMO, most of the movies or teleplays, don’t seem to concern about the characters’ daily life.

Post by **Dunda** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:11 pm

Cyanaurora wrote: Nobody pees in the movie. Orgasms are the only bodily functions allowed.

Sorry, but this is not correct.

While reading the posts of the last two weeks and laughing my arse of, I remembered a article in a german newspaper about a book called
'the loo in cinema' whic was the dissertation of Philipp Alexander schirbs:
http://daskloimkino.philme.de/

Anglophile · Post by **Anglophile** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:41 pm

Dunda wrote:http://daskloimkino.philme.de/

LOL!

Anglophile · Post by **Anglophile** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:04 pm

Just in case anyone hasn't figured it out yet...

Haggis Confirms Serious Bond 22
by Fred Topel | September 10, 2007

When Daniel Craig told the Daily Express that the next Bond movie would be funnier, fans assumed the franchise was going back to the Roger Moore days. Screenwriter Paul Haggis cleared up that rumor.

"No, he was joking," said Haggis. "That was humor. No, it's what you saw in Casino Royale, you'll see in this. He has a wicked sense of humor. Everybody went, 'Oh my God' and they latched onto that."

Haggis, who wrote Casino Royale also, has almost completed the first act of his screenplay, which is due in the next few months. "I'm having a great time and I'm on page 22. I'd get to page 23 if you guys just leave me alone for a few hours. It's supposed to start in December. I'm on page 22."

Don't worry, though. Bond always comes in on time. "Oh yeah, of course it will be. I just started this week. It'll be good. I'm really looking forward to it."

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/casino_ ... s/1669797/

Laredo · Post by **Laredo** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:55 pm

Paul Haggis was on Craig Ferguson last night and said he was on pg 42 now and was going to Italy to write some more . Ferg asked him how he liked the new Bond and he said he thought he was great . Ferg said he had to get used to the blond hair and the no hair on his chest . I knew I wasn't the only one who liked Sean's hairy chest . The other guys didn't have much hair to speak of .