Its probably not as funny to just read it as opposed to create it, but it might bring back nice memories...
So here it is again for all to watch and maybe get the newbies introducedto the forum duckie
Satsuki, Darling, have you seen my rubber duck?
Rubber duckie.....
Where is that f***** rubber duck?? I've looked everywhere and I can't find it!
LOL, I assume Satsuki has hidden it!
Hmm, I'd hide it too!! Imagine, you're in the tub with him and you have to share his full attention with a rubber duck. Not good!!
OK, agreed upon. The 2004'er Range Rover against 10000 yellow rubberducks.
This assurance really encloses shark attacks against rubberducks with? Or have I bought now a Washer?
That idiot from craigisnotbond was only that tall and thought he could mess with me! I finished him off while blinking just once!
okay, now I've reached the bottom and still no rubber duck.......I need to have some words with Satsuki
Look. Over there the damned rubberduck swims.
Poor Rubber Duck... I just had a bath and all I kept thinking about was the rubber duck...
Mine poor small rubberduck was eaten from soooo to a big shark....
Maybe it got to join the hoardes of rubber ducks that are supposed to float in the oceans of the world and help scientists trace sea currents?!
I have literally pissed myself laughing. DC and Mr. Rubber Duckie have sent me crying! You crazy bitches and resident stud are killing me.
Hehe, Suzuki doesn't know that this bag is full of rubber ducks!!
Ohohooh, hopefully Satsuki doesn't notice that I've spend the whole JB-salary for a new rubber duck.
And then suddenly out of the deep dark fog of horror a big claw appeared and snatched away my beloved Rubber Duck
At first when that big shark ate my rubber duck, I wanted to cry and had a hard time holding back my tears
.....
..... but then I got myself together and swore that I would seek revenge
OK, agreed upon. The 2004'er Range Rover against 10000 yellow rubberducks.
Hello, is this the insurance company?? How much does it cost to insure a rubber duck against shark attacks
Now where'd he go?
"Oh.. the new rubberduck catalog" "which I should take"
" the yellow or the blue one ?"
yummy, yummy, yummy Poor Daniel, the duck has left us for good
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"my poor duckie..grrr..”
all right, you can hit me again, but give my rubber duck back to me!!
Hold on rubber duck, I'm coming!!
Stop!! return to me mine rubberduck!
I fought hard to save my rubber duck! Look what that shark did to me!
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I don`t give up ...yet. My eyes are on laser attack now, so watch out, sharks.
That f***ing ocean is full of s***
Not a duck, but a man has to have something to hold on to...
Now I bunker mine rubberduck in a schweizer bank
What?? You saw my rubber duck not far from here??
I'll be there in a minute!!
I think we should all mail him a rubber duck, (does anyone know a mailing address) We should attach a note about our forum so he sees we are funny and harmless. How many rubber ducks could we gather up girls?
This many
Yeah!! Strike... my sweet rubberducks! 
I´ll thank you so much. 
Hey Ladies if you get tips about the Bond 22 plot, you will have tell us of course??
When I came back on this thread I was frightened a short moment ...no rubber duck inside the new JB you're sure ??
Honestly no hints about a rubber duck in Bond 22 Hmm, but it might be an idea EON should think about
Just give a hint to THE SUN and the next Bond rumor has started allright.
I can almost see the headlines:
RUBBER DUCK TO THREATEN THE WORLD IN BOND 22 !
BOND RUBBER DUCK INSTEAD OF BOND GIRL IN BOND 22 ??
DANIEL CRAIG UNABLE TO FILM BOND 22 BECAUSE OF HIS GRIEF OVER THE LOSS OF HIS BELOVED RUBBER DUCK
For the rubber duck thread:
Did you know what happened to the 10.000 yellow rubber ducks armada against the Range Rover?
Just check this:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/u ... 996553.ece
It seems they chickened when they knew they had to fight against James Bond.
There is even a tv commercial about the poor rubber ducks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RNbHqlf ... ed&search=
And a page to report any sighting:
http://beachcombersalert.org/
I just realised that Elaine Figgis ducks are "My name is Bond James Bond" rubber ducks
Do they have a license to kill sharks?? If they do, we should get him some of these
mmmm ... not very friendly looking ... a bit scaring really; I bet he DOES have that license But did you guys notice that according to Dutch laws the rubber duck is a vessel?! Maybe they could have a riveting chase in rubber ducks in the next Bond?!
So, the vessel of James Bond would be called HMS Fluffy Duck
, would have a license to kill sharks and other bad guys.....I think we have everything necessary for a great action scene!BTW.....does anybody else feel a great desire to go shopping for rubber ducks
When I went in the supermarket today about noon to buy some gorcery I was really tempted to look whether they have rubber ducks
(I'm not kidding).
I'm with all of you.....have been thinking of nothing but rubber duckies lately.
Big sigh of relief!! So, it's not only me
I tell you that only one more time. Having my favourite duck back, doesn`t mean I will forget about the shiploads of other ducks you idiots have lost.
Now here`s the deal. Either you deal with me now and tell me where the f*** are those yellow birds or you gonna have to put up with those guys behind me. AND believe me, they are not as friendly as I am…
And don't try to con me and foist these f***ing blended red ducks on me, I want the clean yellow one! CAPICE??
Psst, come on over............did you get these brandnew rubber ducks we talked about last week??
You'd better back off!! Nobody is going to get between me and my rubber duck!
How nice of Satsuki to buy a collection of rubber ducks for me as a compensation for the one she threw to the sharks!
A bra doesn't lend itself as a duck hiding place.
May I introduce you the firt duck villain which will act in Bond 22?
Mr DEVIL DUCKIE ...
and that's his gang:
OMG, these are the damn blended ducks I've talked about with this f***ing dealer. And I've warned him not to f*** with me. I'll send my guys to him to rough him up
I'd better help the guys, so these f***** dealers finally understand
I really hope I got the right kind of ducks right now
This is just so unbelievably funny...those red ducks
Made us finally arrive in DUCK LAND.
Lets see, we started off in a bathtub, swam through some oceans, being attacked by sharks, hunted them duckies down in the streets of London, found out that the rest was stolen from underneath our a**, had to beat up some people to finally be save - in DUCK LAND. WELCOME Ladies!
Well, don't forget to mention that we tied the bad guys up with this
and now we'll have a party with the table decorated with this
and we'll all wear this:
O......M......G!
It's still going on - I couldn't help smiling at work and they are all wondering what's up with me. Looks like our stud muffin gave up a few pages back.
All good women deserve a good duck.
Clever girl - you certainly started something with this thread.
I am going to have to start wearing "Depends" soon when I'm here.
"You gals had me at roast duck".
I think we should get this duck if we ever decide to send some to Daniel or carry some when attending a premier
[/quote]Considering the relationship between Francis and George, I think he might be looking for THIS rubber duck ...
There is a rubber duck for every situation, even bondage
Francis: I will show you what my rubber duck and me can do
Maybe that might be useful as well :
Recently in the kitchen of the Hotel Splendide:
YUMMY
hopefully non of these rubber-duck-gun toting woman around
Was it really such a good ides to swap the duckie against this award?
True duck?
Digging into Tomb Raider, ca. 18' 25'' into the feature, the only thing Daniel gets to say in all the special features of the movie:
"There was an idea that we should charge across the glacier with 4-wheel-drive landrovers. Then suddenly Simon got to Iceland [and?] they had these ducks, these amphibious vehicles. And he just went "We want those". So, in the end, we went travelling along with amphibious [cars?]."
The Duck:
I almost fell out of bed.
The Invasion of the Ducks is complete.
Hmmmm, shall I, or shall I not
......contact the admins of this crazy DtD-forum to tell them how hard I bang my head on the floor cause I fell from my chair laughing about the duckie thread....
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I told you that dog can`t replace my ... oh no, I am not going into that again
