CockHargreaves wrote:Hmm, it seems my theory about Madonna being irresistible to all men is wrong. I just asked Hubby if he would "do" Madonna if he was free and single, and he said no way. He reckons it would be like trying to shag a knot in a piece of string.
Which just shows how little I understand the opposite sex
On reflection, my husband might not have been the best one to ask. I mean, he doesn't fancy Eva Green. He married me. And I know what his ex-girlfriend was like... All in all, I think he has very odd taste in women
CockHargreaves wrote:Hmm, it seems my theory about Madonna being irresistible to all men is wrong. I just asked Hubby if he would "do" Madonna if he was free and single, and he said no way. He reckons it would be like trying to shag a knot in a piece of string.
Which just shows how little I understand the opposite sex
Or maybe your hubster does NOT constitute a representative sample?
I never found Madonna particularly attractive, but to men she might have been sexy due to her kinky and licentious image, they may not have perceived her as a good "wife" material, but as far as sex is concerned I'd say most of them would have gone for that. I'm not sure about now, she has a good figure but she's quite sinewy, which I find rather off-putting. So maybe your hubby actually does have a point here.
edit: I just saw your "on reflection"post Hilarious Aren't we being a bit too modest? It looks my "representative sample" argument might be right after all.
CockHargreaves wrote:
Sorry, I didn't get it Why John Nettles and why "the female" equivalent And now I'm even more intrigued
Watch the Catherine Tate Comic Relief sketch with Daniel Craig. It's on You Tube. Then you'll get it.
I know the Daniel episode of Catherine Tate Comic Relief almost by heart and I know she said that Daniel was no John Nettles and she reluctantly sellted for him, but.......... oh, I get it now - you meant the female equivalent of John Nettles? I just didn't get "the female equivalent" part, especially in the context of John Nettles Ok, a good one
I wonder what the female equivalent of John Nettles would be.... a good question, btw
My step-mother used to fancy John Nettles when he played a character called Bergerac back in the 80s. I never saw it, personally.
He would be someone a middle-aged woman might like. Fairly ordinary. A has-been.
Still, fair play to him. At least he used to have it. I'm on one of my fed up days when I convince myself I'm the most useless, worthless, ugliest pieces of crap in the world - so even aspiring to be the female equivalent of John Nettles seems beyond me. I'm lucky to have a husband who disagrees with my opinion of myself, I'd probably just be curled up crying in a cupboard somewhere if not for him.
I remember Bergerac, there were some re-runs in Poland a long time ago. And I liked Nettles in Midsomer Murders, a very nice guy, likeable.
CockH - I know what you mean, I sometimes have such moods myself, but chin up, I'm sure you could easily aspire to be the female equivalent of John Nettles or at least Bill Nighy
I thought it was PMT but that should have finished now. I should be full of the joys of spring today but can't seem to feel it. I'm just on a bit of a downer, take no notice - I expect it will all seem better tomorrow.
Thanks, I appreciate it. And now I will shut up, plaster on a smile and see if I can tear the kids away from the Nintendo to get out for a bit. Hopefully normal service will be resumed later.
Have a good day x
Why John Nettles and why "the female" equivalent 
And now I'm even more intrigued 
- you meant the female equivalent of John Nettles? I just didn't get "the female equivalent" part, especially in the context of John Nettles 
